Gary Busey, Pet Judge

Case One: The Plaintiff was extremely distraught after the death of his pet hamster. Some weeks after, he engaged a pet psychic to see if he could contact the hamster. Not only did he succeed in doing so, but the hamster gave stock tips from beyond the grave. After the investments turned bad, he realized that he may have been duped by a fraudulent psychic. The Defendant insists that she only repeats what animal spirits tell her to say, and she herself was surprised to hear the hamster give so much financial advice. Case Two: The Plaintiff is in the process of breaking up with her boyfriend after a year of living together. Unfortunately, they share a pet goat named Vincent Van Goat, which the Plaintiff paid for and wants custody of following the acrimonious split. The Defendant isn’t sad about losing his girlfriend but wants to keep Vincent Van Goat, as he has always been its primary caretaker.