Leah and Angelo throw a party for friends who stuck by them since leaving the Church of Scientology; the two do not see eye to eye on getting rid of Sofia's swing-set.
An argument goes too far and Vicki worries about how she will be remembered when she dies; Leah and Shannon agree to their mother's idea of holding a living funeral and compete to be favorite child.
Leah and her sister, Shannon, try to talk their mother out of getting a tramp stamp; back at the restaurant a new cash register causes confusion and chaos for George.
Mom Vicki wants to spend more time with Leah, who is busy decorating the restaurant. She enlists her mom to help so she can kill two birds with one stone.
After an earthquake, Leah has Angelo prepare the house for disasters; Leah fears nanny Trish's hobbies might be masking a hoarding problem.
Leah and Vicki offer to fulfill Shannon's birthday wish for a boob job; Vicki reluctantly baby-sits while Leah and Shannon go on a double date; Angelo and George pick up a boob-shaped birthday cake.
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