Call Me Fitz

Richard “Fitz” Fitzpatrick, sociopath/scumbag extraordinaire and top salesman of pre-owned automobiles for 9 years running, hits rock bottom when he crashes a GT on a test drive, puts a woman in a coma, and wakes up to find he’s grown a conscience – a living/breathing hanger-on named Larry, who joins Fitzpatrick Motors as a do-gooder salesman, and threatens to not only set Fitz straight, but undercut his run for a 10th straight “Fibbie” award…

When Fitz discovers Ken is leaving Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry, he needs to prove Larry is NOT his long-lost, responsible brother. And the only way to do it is a quick visit to his absentee, alcoholic mother Elaine. Meanwhile, Josh catches demented Junior Survivalist Kara snooping around Fitz’s office as she builds her now growing attempted vehicular manslaughter case. But Kara blackmails Josh with a cell phone photo of the two of them in a compromising position. When Fitz arrives to confront his Mom about her sordid past, she’s in the midst of her weekly key party. Instead of getting the closure he wants on his maternal relationship, Fitz decides to steal her prized El Dorado.

When Larry and Meghan buy Ken a birthday present, Fitz scrambles to come up with his own gift to blow Meghan’s out of the water. But the only thing they have in common is cars and porn. So Fitz shoots a car-themed porn with Ken’s favourite classic porn star Candy Box. But she’s a little older than Fitz remembered. When her kids show up, her back goes out, and Ken arrives to ruin the surprise, Fitz agrees to star in the porn with Sonja in hopes of selling it for a profit – the only thing Ken really cares about. But when Fitz can’t get it up, Larry is ecstatic that he can’t bring himself to exploit a coworker. Embarrassed, Fitz fights Larry – their naked wrestling video becomes a viral sensation.

Fitz tries to distract Larry by hooking him up with a drunk chick, only to end up sleeping with Janet, the drunkest of them all. But the next morning Fitz discovers Janet wasn’t drunk, she’s brain damaged. Larry thinks this is a perfect way to teach Fitz about love and devotion. Fitz is okay with it; brain damaged sex ROCKS! Meghan meanwhile tries to get back on the dating horse. When she mistakes an attempted purse snatching for a come-on, she takes her mugger hostage at a motel. Ali now has a real case against Fitz - her comatose mother has developed a communication technique with her finger twitches. When Fitz flirts with Ali, Janet gets so worked up with jealousy, she knocks herself out. Fitz thinks quick and tries to set Larry up as her perverted kidnapper by taking them to the motel. But when Meghan’s mugger escapes and pulls a gun on Janet. Larry takes him out with a rubber fist dildo, and ends up the hero once again.