John Valdetero

The family attends a birthday party for Hal's father (Christopher Lloyd); the children rally around Lois, who is forced to wear a name tag at the family function.

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

J.D. (Zach Braff) and Turk (Donald Faison) become reluctant heroes when they sneak off to a strip bar for lunch and instead save the life of a protester in front of TV cameras -- and the crafty Dr. Kelso (Ken Jenkins) wastes no time in exploiting their "salt-and-pepper" images in an ad campaign to tout the hospital's diversity. Elsewhere, J.D. risks Dr. Cox's (John C. McGinley) considerable wrath when he insists that his mentor complete his evaluation form. Meanwhile Elliot (Sarah Chalke) feels slighted by Carla (Judy Reyes).

Hilda and Zelda ask Witch Yenta for help in finding a match for Sabrina; Hilda comes down with punnitis.