Jerry convinces George to ask famed baseball player Danny Tartabull to appear on a public television pledge drive.
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend, Wendy, after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances. She is notorious for greeting him with a kiss every time they meet.
Jerry discovers that his apartment is infested with fleas. George finds out that his girlfriend doesn't care about looks, which may be less of an insult than he originally thought.
The doctors see to dozens of terribly neglected, poorly children, discovered in a rat-infested apartment. Greene is served with a summons.