The boys have an epiphany while doing charity work as they begin stockpiling church donations -- for themselves.
Lois and Hal lose their collective cool when Hal's doctor finds something suspicious during a routine checkup.
Lois lets Hal go play poker with the guys, even though it's the same night as their ballroom dance lessons.
At the company picnic, Hal attempts to avoid his new boss; Malcolm is smitten with a girl who hates him; Francis finds himself caught up in an ice hockey match between the loggers and a female oil-rig crew.
Hal begins coaching Dewey's soccer team, much to Dewey's horror, and Malcolm gets unexpected results when he programs his new computer to act out the lives of his family.