Duane R. Campbell

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Mel believes he's the "best kisser" described in an actress's memoirs.

Mel (Vic Tayback) is $24,675 richer but, because of Alice (Linda Lavin), not for very long.

Mel (Vic Tayback) hires guard dogs to protect his diner, and everyone gets trapped there overnight.

Mel gets a hot tip on a horse and decides to borrow $10,000 to bet with. If he loses, he will lose the diner. The waitresses try to prevent Mel from making the bet.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.