Duane R. Campbell

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Elliot quits the police force after he accidentally shoots himself.

Mel's in for a surprise when he falls for a radio disc jockey.

Mel believes he's the "best kisser" described in an actress's memoirs.

Mel (Vic Tayback) is $24,675 richer but, because of Alice (Linda Lavin), not for very long.

Mel (Vic Tayback) hires guard dogs to protect his diner, and everyone gets trapped there overnight.