The team investigates an apparent mass suicide at a military academy.
When Lois is repeatedly insulted at Hal's family reunion, the boys plot revenge, and Hal is prompted to finally stand up to his father.
Messing around with a stapler gets Doug into an embarrassing and painful predicament, after he's managed to convince Carrie that he doesn't goof around at work.
Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority, and plan to attend the fraternity reunion dressed as women.
Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building.