Jeffrey Asch

Joey accidentally informs a cast member that she will be fired so that his character will get her character's brain. Ross plans a surprise for Monica and Chandler's wedding: he wants to play the bagpipes.

JD's new white coat doesn't bring him any of the respect he anticipated. Meanwhile, Elliot had a one-night stand with a doctor.

Steve finds popularity among the technologically inclined at BIT; Laura makes a break and moves in with Myra.

Dana teams with a science whiz and Rich with a cheerleader for a recycling contest; Frank gives Carol an unromantic birthday present.