In an attempt to earn money for Eddie's college education, Herman moonlights as professional wrestler the Masked Marvel.
Bill enrols Cissy in a private boarding school, and Cissy believes he is trying to get rid of her, as Cissy would prefer a local school.
When Cissy gets her own brand new phone, Buffy is so unhappy that Bill suspects a case of jealousy when she tries to steal it.
Cissy believes Bill plans to marry an old friend, but soon comes to suspect that someone will send some of the children away.
Miscommunication on the phone leads Bill to believe French has the flu, and that the twins have been left to care for him while Bill is away.