The boys have an epiphany while doing charity work as they begin stockpiling church donations -- for themselves.
Lois gets a trashy makeover that gets her new-found attention from men, especially Hal. Meanwhile, Hal plays dirty in a game of basketball with the boys, and Francis becomes a master ratcatcher.
Lois and Hal lose their collective cool when Hal's doctor finds something suspicious during a routine checkup.
Reese's first driving lesson turns into a televised police chase, and Francis attempts to barter an endless chain of favours to pay off a debt.
When forced to spend a few weeks among the school's general population, the boys join established cliques and cause the students to spiral out of control.