As New Year approaches, the gang make a pact to celebrate at Monica and Rachel's flat without bringing any dates. However, as the New Year gets closer, all of them find themselves breaking that promise except for Ross.
When Sisko's crew crashes on a desolate planet, they find marooned Jem'Hadar warriors suffering withdrawal from ketracel-white.
The task force's investigation into Arcane Wireless, an untraceable cellular network for criminals, leads to unexpected consequences; Red races against the clock to get a colleague out of trouble.
Terminal boredom overcomes Gary in history class, so he summons Lisa and asks for her power to fast-forward life to the fun parts.
Lisa reads Gary's mother's mind to find out what she wants for her birthday; Gary's father switches bodies with a male model.