Sharon Barr

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but they learn it's a stolen vehicle when the police show up and accuse Joey of theft. The Tanner family manage to clear his name, but the car is impounded, and Joey is left feeling like a disappointment.

Norm's plan to avoid an IRS audit backfires, and Sam tries to prevent the bar from watching an old Red Sox game.

Becoming annoyed at Kramer's invasions of privacy, Jerry takes away his spare key. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career.

Lilith wins a weekend with Sam at a Cheers-sponsored hunk auction.