Steven M. Porter

Ross catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

Cristina, back from her honeymoon trip, searches in vain for Burke; Meredith, Cristina, Izzie and Alex spend their first day as residents with their own groups of interns.

The Jeffersonian team investigate when the mutilated remains of a chicken farmer are found near a river. The case prompts Angela to launch an animal rights campaign.

While tending a bar, Xander becomes alarmed when an intoxicated Buffy and her new drinking buddies are reduced to a primordial state.

The Witch Channel broadcasts Sabrina's life on national television; Hilda turns into a witchy Henny Youngman.

Paige's maternal side kicks into high gear, when an unconscious boy gets stuck in the wheel well of an airborne plane. Meanwhile Walter's white lie to Paige starts to take a toll on him, and Paige realises something is amiss.