Steven Rozic

Phoebe's new job as a telemarketer gets off to a tricky start when an office worker tells her he feels unappreciated and wants to kill himself. Phoebe finally takes the desperate measure of going to his office to convince him to stay alive.

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after promising Doug's cousins they would never travel there without them. Arthur plans to write a cartoon for Playboy.

Ray sides against his family when Maya puts a dent in a car during a visit to the supermarket; JJ encounters a rude customer; Kenneth attempts to hide his moonlighting from the DiMeos.

Steve (Jaleel White) tries to protect Laura (Kellie Shanygne Williams) from a smooth-talking senior by challenging him to a drag race.

Frank (Patrick Duffy) takes J.T. (Brandon Call) to a basketball game and then to court when his son wins a new truck in a raffle. With Suzanne Somers.