Cast & Crew
- Ed McMahonHimself
- Frederick De CordovaHimself
- Tommy NewsomHimself
- Dr. Joyce BrothersHerself
- Joan EmbreyHerself
- Rich LittleHimself
- Teresa GanzelleThe Matinee Lady
- Tim WadeThe Stage Manager
- Eugene GreytakPope John Paul II
- Michael BerrymanRick
- Linda HoyBernice Billings
- Mihaly 'Michu' MeszarosALF
- Nedra VolzCat Woman