Sixteen budding models must convince Ben Stein and Mary Alice Stephenson that they are intelligent.

The models compete in a game show, the losers must face the camera naked.

Twelve models eat and exercise, leading up to them competing in a battle of the bulge to get to the next call back.

Bill Nye the Science Guy helps the ten remaining models present at a science fair; the models try to turn their pale, hairy teammates into tanned gods.

The models' knowledge of anatomy is tested on a field trip to a high school science classroom; one of the models plays dirty in the commercial shoot.

Eight models are boxed into a geometric mess; Santino Rice helps the models design their own clothing.