A desperate woman hopes that Dirk can fix her horrific tattoo; a man's new relationship is threatened by the bad body art on his thigh.

A "player" makes a poor decision when he tries to impress the ladies; a woman who took a trip to Mexico to reinvent herself returns home with bad body art.

Dirk meets two guys with a bet on who can get the worst ink. They ask Dirk to transform their terrible tattoos into something even more ridiculous.

A desperate husband wants his wife to rid herself of an inappropriate tattoo; a man has a bad experience when he mixes alcohol with a novice tattoo artist.

Dirk saves a fitness model's career by turning a terrifying tattoo into a work of art. Later he falls victim to one of Ruckus's practical jokes.

An ex-cop who had his nickname emblazoned across his body calls on Dirk to transform his tattoo and save his love life.