The family hopes to gain membership to a prestigious club.
Gerald Sr. is hit up for investment money; Thomas wants to open his own Tae Kwan Do school.
Kitten is determined to find a one-of-a-kind pet for Valerie's daughter, Nikki, after the death of her cat, so she tries to purchase a tiger at the local exotic cat sanctuary; Gerald Sr. has a case of auction fever.
Jessica tricks her grandfather into paying for a tattoo, and when Valerie and Gerald Sr. find out, they make sure the punishment fits the crime.
Everyone cashes in to look picture-perfect when Kitten commissions a family portrait ; Albert gets some fancy new teeth with a few surprises; Valerie takes a pair of breast implants for a test drive; Gerald Sr. attempts to cover up his bald spot.
Gerald Sr. must come up with the perfect way to celebrate the anniversary of his first date with Kitten; Thomas rebuilds his old racing truck but Mallory complains he's not spending time with her.
Gerald Dowden
Self
Kitten Dowden
Brian Flanagan
Producer
Matt Ostrom
Laura Palumbo Johnson
