New ranger Ethel arrives in Brickleberry and Steve fears for his rank as ranger of the month; Connie researches Ethel's past and stumbles upon a drinking problem; Steve wants to take advantage of this, but the plan goes awry.

After having sex with a prostitute to console himself from a bad night of speed-dating, Steve ends up in trouble when he learns that he has contracted gona-syphili-AIDS.

While under cover looking for pot farmers growing their crop in Brickleberry, Steve and Denzel make a promise to the Russian mob that they can grow an entire pot crop overnight.

In an effort to compete with Yellowstone, Woody asks the team to come up with the cutest animal in the world; Steve creates a Squabbit - half squirrel, half rabbit.

Secretary of the Interior Kirk Sanders visits the park and in an effort to impress him, Woody sets the park on fire; Steve and Denzel get burned and have to get skin grafts.

Woody allows the Jesus Hates Homos Church to hold their meeting at Brickleberry; Connie takes off, because it was this church that tried to 'fix' her gayness.