Gary Busey, Pet Judge

A man sues his wife over funeral arrangements for their cat; a widow sues her employer for not insuring her dog, which she believes is the reincarnation of her husband.

A neighbour sues a German shepherd's owners for not picking up after their pet; a producer claims his ex-girlfriend's parrot ruined his collection of movie memorabilia.

A taxidermist is sued over a pet job and a man sues a pet boarding company claiming his mastiff's demeanour changed.

A dog walker is accused of discrimination for refusing to walk a man's pet tortoise; awoman who hired an animal trainer to bring the monkey from TV's `Friends' to her son's birthday party believes that it was an impostor.

A snake-handling church's elders sue a hotel for not allowing their sacred serpents; a handbag designer claims that a breeder sent him low-quality skins.

A man accuses a psychic of lying about speaking with his dead pet, and an estranged couple wrangles over custody of their pet goat.