When Lex Luthor threatens to shut down a disreputable dive bar, Noonan's, supervillain lovebirds Kite Man and Golden Glider scheme to save it.

Kite Man, a lovable loser, and his new crush, Golden Glider, disguise themselves as crooks to fund their idiotic purchase of Noonan's, Gotham's most shady dive bar.

Kite Man discovers some disturbing truths about Golden Glider's childhood while decorating their new shared apartment.

Kite Man, Golden Glider and Bane attempt a complex rescue effort at The Pit; back at Noonan's, Malice receives surprise visits from her lover and a Gotham City health inspector.

Mila and Morphle find a treasure map, but before they can get the treasure, the map gets stolen.