Mr. Meaty

Parker stinks. Literally. Josh can't even stand to be near him. Oblivious, Parker thinks they're simply 'growing apart' and need something to strengthen their friendship. That 'something' is cramming himself and Josh into a buffalo costume together to promote the latest Mr. Meaty taste sensation. / The new Miss Meaty burger doesn't seem to be attracting the ladies, but after eating one pink burger too many, Parker undergoes a startling transformation - into a GIRL! To Josh, this is perfect! Parker can go undercover and find out why the girls are treating him so cold.

Tired of getting tossed around by kids half his size, Josh decides he needs to bulk up, and buys the baddest-looking protein powder he can find. Unfortunately, Josh's powder actually contains the spirit of Wedgelor, the evil lord of Wedgies. / When Ashley complains of a zit on her nose, Josh tries to impress her with NUKE 10, his made-up-on-the-spot zit remedy. But instead of making her nose blemish-free, it makes her nose fall off!

After Parker gets caught in a meat explosion caused by Josh, he storms out of Mr. Meaty and accepts a job at the "Soy What" counter across the food court. / After snacking on Josh's homemade meatball sandwich, Parker discovers the joys of mooching - taking advantage of people's good natures by eating their food! Soon, Parker's known throughout Scaunchboro as the "Mall Moocher."

When Josh ditches Parker to go see the latest Star Raiders movie with the Goth Girl, Parker decides he needs a new best friend. But after several failed friend-meeting attempts, Parker decides to create his new best pal out of pork. / When the Tater-tots start dancing in the mall, Josh does his perfect dance move, the WAVE, and scares them off. Impressed, Parker begs Josh to teach him to dance, but Josh refuses.

Discovering a vampire hiding in the freezer, Josh and Parker think that becoming undead is the perfect plan to get away from all the boring rules they endure every day working for Mr. Meaty. But they quickly discover that being a vampire bites! / When Lizzy, a new girl employee, arrives at Mr. Meaty, Parker quickly falls for her - she's a messy eater, she likes Star Raiders, and her burps smell like his favorite burger combo! Only problem is, Josh thinks she's pretty hot too! The two boys get into a game of one-upmanship, trying to impress Lizzy.

When Josh accidentally breaks the deep-fryer, sending oil spilling everywhere - he blames it on Parker, who gets terribly punished by Mr. Carney as a result. Josh thinks he's gotten away clean until he starts hearing voices telling him off for what he did. / When Josh talks Parker into coming on a movie double-date - he knows he has to change his buddy from zero to hero if there's any chance for this date to avoid disaster.