Dan creates a food monster; Dan puts on a pair of underpants that turns him into a genius.

Dan gets a helmet that lets animals talk; Dan uses an alien telescope that jeopardizes Earth.

A huge flock of pigeons fly over the town and leave their droppings everywhere; Dan and Troll hide a lake squid from the press.

Dan and Troll use an age-adjusting package.

Copernicus gets his hands on a huge pair of alien mechanical fists; Dan uses an alien camera package that creates tiny action figures.

Dan's tries switching brains with Amanda using alien licorice but winds up switching with a raccoon. AND Dan, Amanda and Troll suspect that an alien is competing in a local beauty pageant.