In this hilarious first episode meet football manager José Arroganto as he gives a post match interview; elderly American tourists Pam and Ronald engage a young man in conversation on top deck of a london bus; Pik, a friendly but stupid South African rugby player, who works in a gym, has been sent a rude text by his mate and Bono visits his U2 band-mate in The Edge's grotty bedsit. Two grossly overweight 12 year olds leave a trail of junk food 'breakfasts' in their wake on their journey to school. Harry & Paul are joined by popular comedy actress and writer Morwenna Banks and Perrier Award-winning Laura Solon.

Sketches featured in this episode include The Very Important Man meeting a very attractive young lady at a drinks party. In Café Polski, a man has a friendly conversation with the girls; The Chocolatier attends a job interview, despite having no suitable qualifications; a press conference is held for Pete Doherty and Abramovich has been invited to the White House. Harry & Paul are joined by popular comedy actress and writer Morwenna Banks and Perrier Award-winning Laura Solon.

Harry and Paul perform sketches including the characters Kenny Leyton the hopeless boxer, the Barbican Man, and the Computer Billionaires.

Sketches featured in this episode include Kev and Darren at work, discussing the merits of Kenneth Branagh; the girls behind the counter in Café Polski have a massive row, in front of their bemused English customer; alone in the operating theatre, Sheridan shares with us the details of his academic career; Pik reveals all the ladies he would like to go out with; and José Arroganto is interviewed about his star player's bad behaviour off the pitch. Harry & Paul are joined by popular comedy actress and writer Morwenna Banks and Perrier Award-winning Laura Solon.

Sketches featured in this episode include two coppers discussing the number of man hours spent chasing Pete Doherty; the two obese school boys are in detention, but misunderstand the teacher's attempts to help them; an elderly couple watching TV at home don't understand the appeal of 'Extras'; at a drinks party, the Very Important Man finally meets someone worthy of his attention; Pik tells us about his night out at the curry house, and what happened when he got home and a lap dancer gives a careers lecture to an assembly of primary school children. Harry & Paul are joined by popular comedy actress and writer Morwenna Banks and Perrier Award-winning Laura Solon.

Sketches featured in this episode include; the customer from Café Polski finally declaring his love for Magda, but all doesn't quite go to plan; the two obese school children are stuck in the school railings; Abromovich and his henchmen are watching the draw for the Champions League on TV; Madonna and Guy visit a country pub, however Guy scarpers when meeting an old chum threatens his hard man image and a drug dealer gives a careers talk to an assembly of primary school children. Harry & Paul are joined by popular comedy actress and writer Morwenna Banks and Perrier Award-winning Laura Solon.