Ted

Rude teddy bear Ted lives with 16-year-old John and his family in Massachusetts. Although Ted may not be the best influence on John, he is a loyal buddy who is always there for his best friend.

Matty evicts Blaire from his house after finding out about her drug business, so she bribes the family into letting her stay.

Ted and John's plan to seek revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role; Matty agrees to get a colonoscopy on one condition.

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film; Matty and Susan's disappointing night out leads Susan to question their relationship.

Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.

Blaire convinces Matty and Susan to let Ted act as their marriage therapist. After the session, Ted, John and Blaire encourage Susan to pursue the career she abandoned long ago.