Ozzy performs on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, accompanied by Kelly and Sharon. Jack opts to stay home, viewing a documentary about marijuana.

The Osbournes' dogs are frequently defecating indoors, damaging expensive furnishings as a result.

Ozzy launches his first solo record in six years. He greets fans by signing autographs and posing for pictures, even with a full team of security personnel.

Sharon confronts neighbours who've been blasting European dance music late into the night. When they refuse to quiet down, Ozzy escalates the situation to a war.

In preparation for an upcoming tour, Ozzy works out with a personal fitness instructor.

While Ozzy is on tour, a longing Sharon heads home, planning to meet him in Houston; Kelly grumbles about injuring her ankle after stepping into a hole.