Lana and Dan hire a bumbling, drunken detective to solve a murder; a Christmas sketch featuring Tim and his family.

Janssen as a pirate kidnaps Tim's princess, a dastardly action; Doctor Conway gives Janssen a check-up.

All aboard for laughter when Tim and his guests take the Last Choo Choo to China; Ms. Crawford plays a superstar who can't get rid of autograph hound Tim.

Audrey Meadows plays a Civil War-era Southern belle who must choose between brothers Tim and Peter in tonight's main sketch.

Tim and his guests spoof Phantom Of The Opera; Reiner plays a plastic surgeon who has reconstructed gangster Conway's face.

Leigh plays a sultry German chanteuse who serenades WWI flying aces Conway and Randall, entrancing them both.