Turbo Dates

After being lied to repeatedly, a cynical man is no longer searching for honesty. He is now looking for a woman who can lie better than all the others that came before.

In an attempt to be completely open and honest about her past, a woman decides to show her date a picture of what she used to look like before cosmetic surgery; unfortunately for her, her date does not have a sensitive reaction to her old photo.

Two guys end up sitting opposite each other, but neither one is gay; they figure that the passion fades after a while anyway, and there's always porn and strip clubs, so why not spend life with someone with shared interests.

A guy has an English accent, but hates that women seem to love him for his accent and not for who he is; he decides not to speak and instead write his thoughts; his date maintains she is not shallow enough to only fall in love with an accent.

A despondent man on the edge of divorce starts off his date on a low note; he seems to find solace in the promise of song and a potential new love with an upbeat woman who cheers him up, if only he can escape the clutches of his ex-wife, Loretta.

A date starts off odd when the man introduces himself as an alien from a different planet; the girl is unimpressed and weirded out, wondering if the guy just pretends to have a robotic voice and zero social skills to hide his true self.