Teen nerds Gary and Wyatt create a computerised dream woman called Lisa; Lisa's magic sends Wyatt's brother to hell.

Terminal boredom overcomes Gary in history class, so he summons Lisa and asks for her power to fast-forward life to the fun parts.

Gary falls for a smart girl, then asks Lisa for Albert Einstein's brain. However, his ideas are not applicable to 1990s America.

Lisa reads Gary's mother's mind to find out what she wants for her birthday; Gary's father switches bodies with a male model.

Lisa turns the boys into girls after they get angry at her for failing to help them understand the complex minds of women.

Lisa convinces the coach that the boys are great basketball players, even though their skills are less than adequate.