When Caroline tries to return some jewelry to Barney's to get money for Max's broken oven, she realizes her last name no longer opens doors at the store.
Reese teaches Malcolm how to play dumb when his brainy blather bores a cute girl.
The coach kicks Malcolm off the basketball team because of his incessant complaining; Francis takes up nude modelling.
Hal's coworkers at the stereo store invite him to their high-school party; Malcolm and Reese flip out when they meet their new baby sitter.
A teacher (guest star Chris Eigeman) urges Malcolm and the other Krelboynes to cheat during an academic decathlon.