Ernie Grunwald

Chandler's jokey entry on his and Ross's college website leads to a faux burial service for the allegedly dead and obviously unpopular Gellar. Joey refuses to give Emma his favorite stuffed animal. Phoebe begs Monica to help her avoid a post-breakup tryst with Mike.

Derek's mother makes a surprise visit and meets Meredith for the first time; Mark tries to hide his relationship with Lexie; Cristina and Owen try to go on their first date.

Patrick Jane and CBI Agents Cho, Rigsby and Van Pelt decide to conduct their own investigation when Lisbon is accused of murdering a recently paroled child molester she arrested in her past.

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

When the girls take office temp jobs, Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder and Max finds herself being hit on by the boss.DEBRA WILSON (MADtv) and MARC EVAN JACKSON (Funny or Die Presents) guest star.

Three days before Christmas the body of a bearded man in a tailor-made Santa outfit turns up in a sewer; Brennan visits her father in prison and plots a nontraditional holiday reunion.