#1 Happy Family USA

Meeting Hussein and his family, the Husseins; it is a very big day for them; they have experienced a loss, but he negotiated a very cheap burial price.

Look how many candles we have; we are sad and scary; there is nothing hidden in the halal cart; trust us.

The government has created a new secret spy program called See Something Say Something; but you can't see something if we are nothing!

Hateful, but helpful; Hussein witnesses the most masterfully executed hate crime he has ever seen in his life.

The school election is just as important as the presidential election and only one of them is rigged.