Will is late for school; he invents a tall tale about being attacked by mutant pigeons; Hamilton has to go along with it.

To camouflage a bad grade at school, Will tells his parents a real sob story; the problem is that he told the same story the previous week.

No way Will wants to go to the museum with his mom; in addition to being lucky that the bus isn't equipped for wheelchairs, he has another trick up his sleeve.

Will really knows how to handle kids, except when it comes to getting his kid sister to put her slippers on.

Dad is afraid he won't be able to see Will in the dark and so he transforms the boy's wheelchair into a Christmas tree, making nasty Guntmar laugh.

Sam tells Will people can only play soccer with their feet; Will is busy concocting an ideas.