Lois and Hal lose their collective cool when Hal's doctor finds something suspicious during a routine checkup.
At the company picnic, Hal avoids his new boss and Malcolm is smitten with a girl who hates him.
The boys have an epiphany while doing charity work as they begin stockpiling church donations -- for themselves.
Lois lets Hal go play poker with the guys, even though it's the same night as their ballroom dance lessons.
When forced to spend a few weeks among the school's general population, the boys join established cliques and cause the students to spiral out of control.