When Michael finds he cannot fit into an old pair of jeans, he asks an old friend to help him get back in shape.
Seeking fulfillment, Jay goes back to college despite Michael's protests; Jr.'s buddies (Damon Wayans Jr., Michael Wayans) decide to turn his old baby crib into a hip new machine.
Diane Russell's decision to leave the precinct is made worse by the manner she goes about doing it; Medavoy and Sipowicz track robbers who prey on the elderly.