Brian Wagner

A bitter inventor's new toy brings out the worst in the shoppers of Metropolis during the holiday season.

J.T. (Brandon Call) is overprotective when he finds out Al (Christine Lakin) is going to a drive-in movie.

An attractive, older Frenchwoman proposes marriage to J.T. and he accepts. Frank finds Mark and his friends watching pornography.

Karen gets dumped. Mark learns a lesson after bragging about a date to his friends.

Cody (Sasha Mitchell) joins Dana's (Staci Keanan) feminist study group; Carol and Frank (Suzanne Somers, Patrick Duffy) go to a health spa.

Frank and J.T. (Patrick Duffy, Brandon Call) take on two female wrestlers (guest stars Charli Haynes, Spice Williams) in an attempt to win Super Bowl tickets.