Rachel waits patiently at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut.
Larry goes on a double date with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen. With Larry David, Cheryl Hines and Jeff Garlin.
Ted reconnects with an ex and soon remembers why he dumped her in the first place. Barney pays Robin to say outrageous things on the air.
Lewis and Greene face a personal decision; a drunken woman goes into labor; Charlie (Kirsten Dunst) visits the Healthmobile again.
A leader at KAOS becomes suspicious of Agent Maxwell Smart's intentions.