Joe Gieb

Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed.

Jay insists that Michael attend a couples seminar with her; Jr. and his friends try to make some extra money.

When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a "little person." But his advice on how to look taller doesn't sit well with the midget's other friends. Elsewhere, George is ready to break up with his girlfriend until he discovers that she's being urged to call it quits with him.

Jr. and Vanessa shock everyone by selling the Impala after they finish restoring it; Franklin asks Michael how he can act more like a normal kid.

Melanie decides to spend Christmas with Dionne; Dionne learns that an endorsement opportunity she pitched has been resurrected.