Larry Udy

Lois gets a makeover that leaves her looking sexy but trashy; Dad doesn't play fair when it comes to playing hoops with the boys; Francis becomes the logging camp's champion rat catcher.

Lilly decides to be a cheerleader so she can spend more time with Miley.

J.D. (Zach Braff) finds himself in a tough spot after a romp with Jamie (Guest star Amy Smart) in a funeral home leads him to an accidental sighting of the janitor's (Neil Flynn) private equipment and a language barrier with a patient results in some major miscommunication. Meanwhile Turk (Donald Faison) starts having steamy dreams about Elliot (Sarah Chalke) making things a bit uncomfortable especially when Carla finds out (Judy Reyes) and Jordan (Christa Miller Lawrence) forces Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) to watch her still-to-be-named son and. Ken Jenkins also stars.

Dr. Cox (John C. McGinley) genuinely wants to make his relationship with Jordan (Christa Miller Lawrence) work but he struggles to keep her happy as she deals with the discomforts associated with her pregnancy. Meanwhile J.D. (Zach Braff) attempts to end his romantic dry spell by going on a date with a girl from the hospital gift shop and Carla (Judy Reyes) grows frustrated with Turk (Donald Faison) because he no longer romances her the way he used to. Also a very discouraged Elliot (Sarah Chalke) reluctantly takes JD up on his offer to move in with he and Turk after she is forced out of her apartment. Ken Jenkins and Neil Flynn also star.

Reyes uses numerology to connect the murders of several women.

Al is a broken man after the Bundys can no longer afford to buy a weekly TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives at their house with a fistful of cash, Al discovers that he has been running a psychic phone scam called "Madame Zelda."