Leonard Bremen

Morticia's cousin Melancholia wants to marry Clarence P. Harvey after most of her marital prospects have joined the Foreign Legion. Clarence recoils when Melancholia puts on a campaign to win him backed by support from Morticia Gomez and Clarence's boss.

Samantha provides encouragement to Gladys Kravitz's violinist brother Louis.

Low taxes prod angry Gomez into running for mayor.

Gomez and Morticia try to interest Lurch in needlepoint and the drums after they donate his harpsichord to a local museum.

To help business at his restaurant, Ann's father hires a music act that bares more than they should.

Max, 99 and Fang go to a pet store which they suspect is a front for KAOS.