Miguel Chávez

Jack is aghast to learn he didn't make the top 10 in Toledo's Top 100 Bachelors, and Durbin did; Victor and Eduardo decide it's time to reveal their feelings to their crushes.

Jack tries to unlock the secret of what makes ordinary people happy, leading him to a new book idea that he believes will be his ticket out of Whitlock High and Toledo; Mary, Stef and Michelle celebrate a special day.

In the hectic 30 minutes that start every day at Whitlock, Jack tries to retrieve his massage chair from Whitlock's intriguing payroll accountant, Lynette; Durbin and Helen prepare for the morning announcements; Michelle gives a eulogy.

Jack's war with his neighbor reaches a turning point when it threatens to ruin a date with Lynette; when the school photographer ups his rate, Durbin takes school pictures into his own hands.

After an embarrassing video of him falling off a stage goes viral, Jack plans a viral video of his own; Durbin, Helen and the teachers track down Whitlock's most notorious litterer: The Sugar Daddy.

It's an exciting time of the year at Whitlock; Jack does his best to steer clear of any school spirit as everyone else comes together to take down their hated rivals at Prairie High.