Pat Finn

Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the friends fantasize that Rachel and Ross are in loveless marriages.

In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend--and gets left out.

When Caroline and Max are invited to speak about their business at Caroline’s alma mater, the University of Pennsylvania, Max takes the opportunity to give Caroline the college partying experience she never had. Also, Oleg’s attempts to bond with baby Barbara are rebuffed by a possessive Sophie, and Han practices his magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Larry travels to Arizona to meet his real parents after he discovers who they are.

Against Mike's wishes, Frankie decides to throw a Christmas Eve party at their house. And Sue calls on Reverend TimTom to explain the meaning of Christmas to a questioning Brick.