Pat Finn

Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the friends fantasize that Rachel and Ross are in loveless marriages.

In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend--and gets left out.

Larry travels to Arizona to meet his real parents after he discovers who they are.

Max gives Caroline the college partying experience she never had, Oleg attempts to bond with baby Barbara, and Han practices magic tricks with a reluctant Earl as his assistant.

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

The Tipton staff and London must attend a Team Building seminar, which doesn't go as planned. Meanwhile, Zack and Cody secretly let in a bug convention and let the bugs loose.