To Frank's dismay, Hawkeye is promoted to chief surgeon, which prompts Frank to call General Barker to the 4077th.
Hawkeye and Trapper swipe a pint of blood from Frank, but the patient they give it to comes down with an infection.
Bill calls on disillusioned Ralph when he learns his Korean War idol plans to finance retirement with a gem heist.
The family meets an English girl on a trip to Virginia Beach; Ben plans a night alone with Darlene.