Tom Parker

Phil takes over Claire's annual Halloween in order to make a fest of his own. Jay refuses to wear a Shrek costume that Gloria bought for him, preferring to be Prince Charming instead.

Still fresh from her divorce, Amy doesn't feel ready to start dating again; when Mateo tries to set her up with his loser cousin, she gets determined to show everyone she can do better; Dina takes advantage of a medical condition to scam Glenn.

Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han's diner, but when Caroline catches the director's eye, he offers her an actual role - with strings attached. KYLE GASS (Tenacious D) guest stars as Buzz.

Harley's winning invention scores the Diaz family a free trip to a waterpark.

The Diaz kids must work together to save their vacation from unforeseen expenditures.

Abby and Neela's monthlong rotation in the neonatal ICU carries an emotional burden.