Three incoming freshman at Blue Mountain State University must adapt to college life while juggling football, girls and nonstop hazing.

Denise gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex and Sammy.

The players pass around Thad's prized possession leading to the outbreak of an STD.

The Mountain Goats' starting quarterback is suspended leading up to a big rivalry game; Sammy and Billy the Goat are kidnapped.

Alex's lack of commitment gets him demoted to 3rd string, and Sammy leads the cheerleaders looking for revenge.

The team holds a Lock-In Party; Alex and Thad divide the players before competing in the drug-fueled "Team Building Olympics".