Call Me Fitz

Richard "Fitz" Fitzpatrick, sociopath/scumbag extraordinaire and top salesman of pre-owned automobiles for 9 years running, hits rock bottom when he crashes a GT on a test drive, puts a womanin a coma, and wakes up to find he's grown a conscience.

Refusing to accept Larry into his life, Fitz hires Josh to "take care" of him. But when Josh's failed hit results in yet another sale for Larry, Fitz's only option is to try and prove Larry's a crazy person. After all, he claims to be his conscience. Meanwhile, Larry has begun purging Fitz of all his evils. And he starts with the drugs and alcohol.

When Fitz discovers Ken is leaving Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry, he needs to prove Larry is NOT his long-lost, responsible brother. And the only way to do it is a quick visit to his absentee, alcoholic mother Elaine. Meanwhile, Josh catches demented Junior Survivalist Kara snooping around Fitz's office as she builds her now growing attempted vehicular manslaughter case.

Fitz quickly unloads Elaine's El Dorado in hopes of putting their broken relationship behind him for good. But Larry is convinced it was a desperate plea to get her back in his life.

When Larry and Meghan buy Ken a birthday present, Fitz scrambles to come up with his own gift to blow Meghan's out of the water. But the only thing they have in common is cars and porn. So Fitz shoots a car-themed porn with Ken's favourite classic porn star Candy Box. But she's a little older than Fitz remembered.

Fitz tries to distract Larry by hooking him up with a drunk chick, only to end up sleeping with Janet, the drunkest of them all. But the next morning Fitz discovers Janet wasn't drunk, she's brain damaged. Larry thinks this is a perfect way to teach Fitz about love and devotion. Fitz is okay with it; brain damaged sex ROCKS!