Tired of seeing his friends bullied by Brandi, Jake takes a stand and then a beating from the little girl. Jake decides some training is in order and enlists the aid of Hiko, to be his Mr. Miyagi. He gets beat up again and to make matters worse, his Miyagi bails on him. There is only one thing to do, become a Miyagio himself and train the most violent and crazy kid in the canyon.

With the use of a box of discarded baby monitors found in the canyon Norm creates WNDL - the canyons first and only radio station. Despite her fear of public speaking, Sheila becomes a minor celebrity because of her rage and diatribes against Vernon. Things go well until she takes on Frida and Nalappat and soon the canyonites are taking sides and hostages.

Sheila Wendell launches her own Canyon cosmetics company but no one is buying. Norm, however, is making a killing as Sheila's sales prodige which drives her insane. Jake, Roxy and the other canyon kids discover a treasure trove of hidden candy and think their sweet tooth's are set for life - until the candy starts to go missing and friends turn on one another trying to find the thief.

The canyon's swept by mystery when a positive pregnancy test is found. Someone's going to have a baby and the only question is who that someone is. In an odd turn of events, it turns out it's Norm, who isn't pregnant but is growing a sizeable pair of breasts and grappling to come to terms with his blossoming womanhood. In an attempt to impress his crush Brandi, Jake gets an ill-advised tattoo.

Sheila Wendell is convinced she has found her new best friend when Angel Charbanneau falls into the canyon with her pageant contestant daughter Brandi and Brandi's stylist Stephane. Meanwhile, in an effort to woe Carol the Paramedic, Vernon continually injures his own genitals.

Norm wants to improve community spirit in the canyon and is convinced the key is a mascot. The only problem is whatever costume he puts on immediately caused Bear to attack and maul him. While this is going on, Bobby Joe, a young man intent on killing himself drops into the canyon and sadly, for him anyway, lives.