A chilling home invasion, a pizzeria robbery, an early morning police pursuit all share the commonality of a completely naked suspect.

In Miami, a naked man's rampage at a gym spills onto the streets; in Houston, a nude dude leaves behind a chilling message.

An armed stand-off with police, a joyride in a stolen ATV, a bold break-in, and a high-speed chase in a stolen truck all committed by suspects in the buff.

A machete-wielding naked man terrorizes a gas station; a shoplifter stuffs steaks in his pants; a naked driver unleashes his wrath and more on a cruiser.

In Houston, a naked man assaults commuters with pesticides; in N.C, a naked woman steals a cop car; in Texas, a couple awakens to a nude man over their bed.

A colorful cast of naked offenders in the South include a machete-wielding home invader, a stolen squad car, and a pants-less driver who toys with deputies.