College Wrestling Champion Rusty Kleberkuh announces that he is going 'Pro', but first he must overcome the seductive and bloodthirsty Smashley Adams and the mysterious menace known as 'La Infestacion'.

Johnny DuBose and Rusty's family each try to court the biggest wrestler in the world: the moronic hillbilly man-mountain Booter Lee Bogg.

Johnny DuBose frames Rusty for murder. Rusty goes on trial and unwisely enlists his brother Balthazaar as his attorney.

Fat Balthazaar Kleberkuh runs away to Mexico and gets involved with an evil Mexican wrestling cult where the losers hearts are eaten. Rusty has to wrestle a 600 pound midget in order to save him.

Stack Johnson is in debt to Johnny DuBose. He decides to open up his own Pro-Wrestling themed seafood restaurant to make money.

Two crusty old disgusting wrestlers, Baron Kleberkuh and Johnny DuBose fight in the desert and are presumed dead. The Wrestling world flourishes without them. Until they return.